This is my favorite
|—||Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)|
I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch
Try. do you WANT to kill em??
Stupid idiot baby
This is the stuff my dreams are made of.
everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form
I THOUGHT I WAS HER ONLY PATIENT MOM???
this video is the reason I’m alive today bury me with this video
I am laughing so hard!
I should have bought her flowers!
Right! Lol its very stupid! That guy was trespassing on property that he had no right on.
He could have a weapon on him and hurt Chris, the bodyguard is paid to guard Chris at any means. The so called victim is trying to get the heat off of him because he knows he’s wrong.
All of these people just want some money
Another critical life lesson.
Yep!! Don’t touch NOTHIN!
get that foot up there
me too girl me too
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued