SO RANDOM!
thatfunnyblog:

This is my favorite

thatfunnyblog:

This is my favorite


Chryga

Chryga

Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off.
Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed)

queenofhetalia:

I didn’t wanna do my geo hw so I stitched this cracker to the arm of the couch

omg-humor:

Try. do you WANT to kill em??

omg-humor:

Try. do you WANT to kill em??

pecancat:

Stupid idiot baby

pecancat:

Stupid idiot baby

laurajmoss:

This is the stuff my dreams are made of.

laurajmoss:

This is the stuff my dreams are made of.

my-wonderland-sucks:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

suddenlyoranges:

tastygravy:

everyone please watch this video this is humanity in it’s purest form

I THOUGHT I WAS HER ONLY PATIENT MOM???

this video is the reason I’m alive today bury me with this video

I am laughing so hard!
I should have bought her flowers!

How is it that Chris’ bodyguard is on trial for doing his job? I don’t fucking get that!

crazy-4-breezy:

miraclethatgirllove:

Right! Lol its very stupid! That guy was trespassing on property that he had no right on.
He could have a weapon on him and hurt Chris, the bodyguard is paid to guard Chris at any means. The so called victim is trying to get the heat off of him because he knows he’s wrong.

All of these people just want some money 

lovebylizee:

ohsobreezyjane:

freckledfaceee:

kurlyken:

seemeflow:

Another critical life lesson.

Yep!! Don’t touch NOTHIN!

Ever

Always ! 

get that foot up there

lovebylizee:

ohsobreezyjane:

freckledfaceee:

kurlyken:

seemeflow:

Another critical life lesson.

Yep!! Don’t touch NOTHIN!

Ever

Always ! 

get that foot up there

versaceslut:

me too girl me too

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued

violentbaudelaire:

Baby squirrel fell out of a tree; was rescued